Thursday, March 26, 2009

Lazy Links: THURSDAY THURSDAY THURSDAY

It's TIME FOR YOUR THURSDAY OFF WEEK LAZY LINKS!!!  CHILDREN'S TICKETS, ONLY TWO DOLLARS.  YOU'LL PAY FOR THE WHOLE SEAT, BUT YOU'LL ONLY USE THE EDGE! EDGE! EDGE!

  • Manny may retire after this year.  Manny Haters everywhere rejoice.  Jerks.
SEE!  THE AMAZING TRUCKASAURUS EAT YOUR CAR!  THAT'S RIGHT!  ONE LUCKY FAMILY WILL GET THEIR CAR EATEN BY TRUCKASAURUS AND DRIVE AWAY A BRAND NEW CHEVY! CHEVY! CHEVY!*

*contingent on Bailout Money
SEE ALL YOUR FAVORITES!  BIGFOOT!  GRAVE DIGGER!  BATMAN!  MAXIMUM DESTRUCTION!
That's all folks.  BUT WAIT!  COMING OUT OF THE (hall?  runway?  what the hell does a monster truck come out of?  I'm calling it a) GATE:  IT'S AFTERBURNER!
  • Actually, Cycle Like the Sedins has an interesting piece about the Habs being similar to the Celtics.  Except the Habs suck and the Celtics are the greatest franchise in all of basketball history.
  • Also, Nemmy did his thing.  kevyn allen has never had so many words written about him.
OOOOOH! THAT'S GONNA HURT, FOLKS!
GO BRUINS!

2 Comments:

jamestobrien said...

The Celtics must have the craziest turn around in sports history. It's so strange to think that not long ago shit looked over for Danny Ainge, they didn't get a top two pick and all was lost.

Really, despite the Coos and Bird and Russell, Kevin McHale has a pretty good argument for "Celtics Hero" for that Garnett trade. Plus he's really hairy. That gets my vote most times.

Cornelius Hardenbergh said...

I don't actually know much about the Celtics, except that they have a whole bunch of banners hanging from the Garden rafters.

Also, anything is possible.