Some of you may have thought that with the offseason here there would be no content. Well, that's just not true. Tomorrow is FREE AGENCY FRENZY, today the US Olympic team invites are announced, and...
The Boston Bruins' strength and conditioning coach is here to PUMP (clap) YOU UP!
This week's episode is Abs and Lower Back, or the "Core" as its called. Get to it, cheering is tough work and you want to be in shape come October. Warning, video is like 20 minutes long.
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
WHITECISE with John Whitesides
by Unknown at Tuesday, June 30, 2009 0 comments
Labels: John Whitesides is here to PUMP YOU UP, Lazy Links, Offseason Hijinx
Friday, June 26, 2009
NHL Draft, Round 1: Jordan Caron

Bruins have selected Jordan Caron as their first round pick. He's a RW out of Rimouski, Quebec. Initial research says that he is a little bit overly aggressive, and tends to think he's a little larger than he might actually be. Coming out of a 67 point, 66 PIM season with Rimouski Oceanic of the QMJHL, he's definitely a project pick. He will have to tone down his ego a little bit, but that's the price you pay for picking 25th overall. He does bring a hard shot, though, which is of course always welcome on this team.
by TravBot at Friday, June 26, 2009 1 comments
Labels: Memorial Cup, NHL Draft, Offseason Hijinx
Draft tonight
Scuttlebutt ahoy!
Kaberle for Kessel!
Trading up!
Islanders take Tavares (really, the probably will).
I won't be around to watch by the time the Bruins probably pick 25th. Should be a fun time, though.
by Unknown at Friday, June 26, 2009 0 comments
Labels: NHL Draft, Offseason Hijinx
Sunday, June 21, 2009
NHL Draft Preview (ok more like offseason preview)
So if any of you are wondering what my thoughts are on the NHL, I did an interview recently. Here's a paragraph:
"If the Bruins trade Kessel, he will light it up for some other team. He got 36 goals this year and was out with Mono (haha, oh kessel...) to boot. The only guy who got within 10 goals of him was Ryder. I worry that they're going to make a move like trading Kessel or Bergeron, but both are excellent. Depending on how contract negotiations go with Kessel, I could see him moved."
by Unknown at Sunday, June 21, 2009 3 comments
Labels: NHL Draft, Offseason Hijinx
Friday, June 19, 2009
Ladies and Gentlemen, your 2009 (award) Winner(s)...
So the NHL had their 500/seat awards show last night and whaddya know? Boston cleaned right up. First Manny and Timmy accepted the Jennings award for fewest goals against from Lemelin and Moog, the last Bruins goalies to get it. Here's them accepting it:
Highlight quote is about 24 seconds in, Tim Thomas drops the one-liner
"Want me to say hi to your wife, Manny?"
All together now: OH SNAP!
Next up is a bunch of other awards that no one cares about, like the Pavel Datsyuk award for public speaking.
Then the Vezina. Now, if you don't know Tim Thomas's backstory, this may have less significance. He was drafted back in 1994 by the Nordiques, and when he showed up to training camp with the Avalanche a couple years later, he outplayed everyone but didn't get the gig. He played a couple games in the ECHL (think AA in Baseball), then the IHL (think A in baseball) and then went off to play in the Finnish leagues. He kept bouncing around, playing for the US world championship teams as well as Finnish and Swedish league team, with occasional stints in the IHL. in 02-03 and 03-04 he played for the Providence Bruins pretty regularly (and got called up to the Boston Bruins in 02-03 for 4 games and posted a 3.00 GAA). Then the lockout happened and he played for Jokerit Helsinki, a Finnish league team. Coming out of the lockout, the Bruins were thinking of picking up either Niklas Backstrom or Tim Thomas. Both were up for the Vezina trophy this year, so the scouts had some idea of what to do. Anyhow, through all of that Thomas didn't give up and kept on playing. Recently he signed a contract that will pay him 20 million dollars over the next 4 years, and I couldn't be happier for the guy. Here's the guy from Armageddon presenting the award:
Second is the Jack Adams award for Coach of the Year, presented by former Bruins coach, Pat Burns. Ladies and Gentlemen, the Jack Adams Award goes to..."Mon Ami, Claude Julien."
Third comes the one we've all been waiting for ever since the Vezina was handed to Timmy Tank Tornado Thomas: The Norris. Perrenial Norris winner Nik Lidstrom is in the running, high-scoring defenseman Mike Green is too, and of course Zdeno "Big Z" Chara. Chara was another guy who may not have ever made it to the NHL, and to be honest he wasn't that great at the beginning of his career. He's gotten better, though. Much better. Let's watch:
Lord, that was awkward. At least he remembered to thank his wife before being played off.
Anyhow, a great night for everyone from Boston up for an award, and then I'm sure the afterparty was great too or whatever, but I didn't pay 500 to attend so I can't be sure.
Sigh...I wish there was some real hockey...
by Unknown at Friday, June 19, 2009 2 comments
Labels: Claude Julien, NHL Awards, Tim Thomas, Zdeno Chara
Thursday, June 18, 2009
Summertime and the living's easy
A couple of things are happening around, but not THAT much. First, I took your suggestions from the other day and put up an ad on the Scott Walker Hockey-reference.com page. Go check it out!
Second, last night was the 500th sellout at Fenway Park. Here's Jason Bay on the day:
Hell yes. This is awesome. Right before the seventh, Bobby came out of the Green Monster and said hello to Jason Bay. They were apparently supposed to meet before the game, but didn't have time. This is better because we all get to see it. Sox and Dawgs has a video, to boot.
The only NHL trophy Bobby Orr didn't win twice was rookie of the year.
He sure did win 2 Stanley cups, though. Putting Boston in for 3rd-longest draught for cups of an original six team, in front of Toronto (1967) and Chicago (1965).
Whatta Guy.GO BRUINS!
by Unknown at Thursday, June 18, 2009 1 comments
Labels: Bobby Orr, Boston Red Sox, NHL Awards, Scott Walker's Sucker Punch
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Brudeur is a Fraud On the Vezina
One blog I really like is Brodeur is a Fraud. They do a lot with goalie stats.
Recently they weighed in on The Vezina from a statistical standpoint. It will be given out Thursday. Some think that Steve Mason should get it, because he played more games than Thomas. Here's what BiaF had to say about that:
"If Tim Thomas played in 11 extra games and faced his usual shot rate, he could have allowed 5 goals against and lost every single one of them, and he still would have a better winning percentage and save percentage than Steve Mason."
Burn.
It's a great article, instead of copying and pasting everything here, I'll just point you at it: Brodeur is a Fraud.
Good luck to all the bruins in contention for awards on Thursday night (I think it will be shown on either Versus or NHLNetwork), and all the ones playing in the celebrity poker tourney Thursday morning.
Oh and this saturday the NHL Network will be showing a marathon of all of the Stanley Cup Final games, starting at 8am. Game 7 will be shown at 8pm. Conversely, you can watch them now on hulu. Game 7 was the most-watched NHL game in the US in 36 years.
by Unknown at Wednesday, June 17, 2009 0 comments
Labels: NHL Awards, Statblast
Monday, June 15, 2009
Being Bitter in the Offseason: Scott Walker
Well, I just bought the sponsorship for Scott Walker's hockey-reference page.
It's 255 characters. It can't have profanity, but there is a lot of leeway otherwise.
I need something good for this, but need help from you, our dear reader(s).
Go hog wild, leave it in the comments. Because "Fuck Scott Walker" won't pass the censors.
by Unknown at Monday, June 15, 2009 5 comments
Labels: Carolina Hurricanes, Offseason Hijinx
Sunday, June 14, 2009
Yup, look at that. CBC is awesome.
This video's been making the rounds on the internet, it's awesome. CBC showed it at the end of their game 7 coverage.
If hockey coverage in the US was half as good as this, more people would tune in.
Next year, I want to see our boys in black and gold make it past halfway through the playoff montage.
KPD is talking some smack about the Bruins not re-signing Kessel this offseason. I'm not even going to link to it, it's in the globe, go read it there. Hey good job Kevin, I bet you riled some folks up with that one.
by Unknown at Sunday, June 14, 2009 2 comments
Labels: CBC is better than NBC and everybody knows it, Playoffs
Saturday, June 13, 2009
Ladies and Gentlemen, your 2009 Stanley Cup Champions...
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
As y'all know by now (and I hope you were watching, ridiculously good game) the Pittsburgh Penguins won the Stanley Cup last night.
Wow. Great season, y'all. The draft is in a couple weeks, and awards, and free agency frenzy day, and...
Well, what I'm saying is even though it's nice out, hockey isn't totally dead. I'll put my take on updates here as need be, but likely won't be doing a daily thing until it makes sense again. So I urge you to subscribe to a feed over on the left there, or to the emails. I don't spam or anything, and you don't have to keep coming back and hoping there's something new all the time.
Next year starts today.
GO BRUINS!
by Unknown at Saturday, June 13, 2009 0 comments
Labels: Pittsburgh Penguins, Playoffs
Friday, June 12, 2009
Game 7
Before it rises again, the Stanley Cup will rise above the heads of the national champions of the NHL 08-09 season.
A little inspiration for the pens fans in the audience. I'm only mildly ashamed to admit that shit like this gets me a little choked up.
From SLaBD.
You want stats? Here.
by Unknown at Friday, June 12, 2009 0 comments
Labels: Detroit Red Wings, Pittsburgh Penguins, Playoffs
Monday, June 8, 2009
Lazy Links: It's almost game 6 edition
I feel much better after that last post, and sorry to all who had to witness it. Sports fandom isn't always the prettiest thing, but it's a ton of fun and what's why we're here. Anyhow, here's some lazy links to wet your mouth before game 6:
- Puck Prospectus: Is David Krejci the next Adam Oates, Mark Taylor, or Jason Allison?
- Stanley Cup of Chowder: Reminds us its Milan Lucic's 21st birthday.
- Here Comes the Bruins: It's a couple days old, but the Star Wars/Stanley Cup comparison still rings true. (and is super-nerdy.)
- Matt Kalman points out that the Bruins have a grand total of 4 (5 if Alberts signs with the Flyers) draft picks this year. Might be time to cancel that trip.
by Unknown at Monday, June 08, 2009 0 comments
Labels: Lazy Links, NHL Draft, Offseason Hijinx, Statblast
Sunday, June 7, 2009
The one where Cornelius swears about the playoffs
I've been on a pretty even keel about this, but I figure I should just dump all of this right here, right now. Mom, you might not want to read this one. It's not very good and there's a lot of swearing.
Fuck You, Carolina Hurricanes.
Fuck Scott Walker, Fuck Eric Staal, Fuck Chad fucking LaRose, fuck Ryan Whitney too. Oh and Cam Ward, I hope you get passed over for olympic consideration. Really, I do. Brodeur/Luongo/Fleury instead or something.
Did I mention fuck Scott Walker?
You know when that game 7 went to OT, you got a bad feeling. When Scott fucking walker batted the fucking puck out of the fucking air to score a fucking fuck fuck goal to end the bruins season, you were either going to kill the guy next to you or internalize it.
That's why you, my wonderful reader(s) is/are getting this rant now.
Like that time you were on summer vacation and the dog you'd had since you were 6 couldn't make it up the stairs anymore so you had to take it to the vet on the way to the beach, and you didn't cry until months later.
But enough about me.
Where was I again? Oh yeah. Fuck the Hurricanes.
Fuck you, you little bitches got swept the fuck out of the Eastern Conference Finals by a team that finally played like they should have against your little shit team.
Yeah, I said it. Jersey probably should've beaten you, but Brodeur was too busy thinking about donuts to stop 2 goals at the end of the last game.
I don't like your team. Yes, it's because you beat us in the playoffs. You'd feel the same way. Go ahead and hate or gloat or whatever. The Bruins wouldn't have rolled over and been swept by the Penguins.
And you did. You couldn't handle the power of the Malkin-Crosby supergroup. Whatever.
Mrs. Walker, I hope you have a full recovery. I also hope Scott gets hit by a bus. Is that wrong? No, that's being a sports fan. Fuck 'em.
One last thing: the commenting folks over at Canes Country? Nice talking to you hicks, but you should learn things like what a reply button thread is on the SBNation platform, and what "humor" is. Also whoever that one guy was during game...6, maybe? Anyhow, commanding folks to do your bidding over the internet is, well, it's not really all that amusing or interesting.
Just like this rant. But I had to get it out sometime, and now was as good as any.
And even after all that, I loved beating the Habs.
by Unknown at Sunday, June 07, 2009 4 comments
Labels: Carolina Hurricanes, Gratuitous Swearing, Playoffs
Friday, June 5, 2009
Pens Win 2, tie series
2 Interviews, that is.
Talbot: (look at his eyes!)
I know these are a little old, but they're hilarious. Go pens.
Krejci re-signed, and that is awesome.
Kessel for 4.25 cap hit for 4 years? 5 years?
Almost definitely a pipe dream.
I am not Chiarelli, I am not a GM, I'll leave that to him.
Last Versus broadcast of the year. Hoping for 2 more pens wins on NBC before mid-june.
GO BRUINS!
by Unknown at Friday, June 05, 2009 0 comments
Labels: Detroit Red Wings, Pittsburgh Penguins, Playoffs
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
KREJCI RE-SIGNED!!!!
The Bruins Re-Signed David Motherfu- (Shut your mouth) Krejci this afternoon.
$3.5, $3.75 and $4 million per yearThis is the best news. The Best.
Here's some Bad Horse for you:by Unknown at Tuesday, June 02, 2009 0 comments
Labels: Boston Bruins, Offseason Hijinx
Friday, May 29, 2009
Finals Start Tomorrow!
(Link to video)
I am so excited for this.
GO BRUINS!
by Unknown at Friday, May 29, 2009 0 comments
Labels: Detroit Red Wings, NHL on Film, Pittsburgh Penguins, Playoffs
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
FINALS START SATURDAY
Well, the finals start Saturday at 8pm. Pens vs. Wings, rematch of last year. Crosby touched the cup. I like it.
We here at Hockey Blog Adventure would just like to offer this little ditty:
Because seriously, who wants another red wings cup? Let someone else get it for a change. Granted the pens have won twice more recently than the Real Black And Gold, but what can you do now?
On a side note, Fuck Scott Walker and I hope he cried when his little bitch team got swept. Not that I'm bitter or anything.
Back to the finals talk: There are two pens fan blogs that I read on a near-daily basis (i.e. they are in my google reader). They are thepensblog and Puck Huffers. One is written by a bunch of dudes, the other by a bunch of chicks.* They're both hilarious and definitely worth a read. Puck Huffers claim to fame is creating the Staal Drinking Game. thepensblog, well...what haven't they done?
*"chicks" may not be the preferred nomenclature, please email me or something and I'll switch it to broads or gals or whichever you'd like.
Other stuff:
- R.I.P. Pete Zezel. He was 44. I didn't know him, as a player or otherwise, but 44? Damn. Seems to have been pretty universally loved and possibly the man who played too well so they need to put those L brackets onto the faceoff dots.
- blah blah Crosby touched the trophy and Zetterberg didn't.
- Lidstrom is hurt, this could be the difference. Oh yeah, Datsyuk too.
- Malkin and Crosby have been pretty dominant so far.
- Everyone on the Bruins got hurt, had surgery, but you know that.
- For your daily dose of Cornelius saying random crap about hockey and other stuff, follow me on twitter: @HBAdventure. Fun stuff.
- The Bruins will be playing...
by Unknown at Wednesday, May 27, 2009 1 comments
Labels: Detroit Red Wings, Pittsburgh Penguins, Playoffs
Sunday, May 24, 2009
VROOOM: GO SPITFIRES!
Watch it. Every memorial cup game I've watched this year has been stunning. The champion team from the three Canadian Major Junior leagues each travel to one host city and the four teams play round robin, followed by a play-in round, a semifinal, and a final. The top of the round robin automatically plays the final, but the bottom team could - if tied with the third team - play in all the way to the finals.
This year, the Windsor Spitfires are that team. They're taking on the Kelowna Rockets. And I suggest you at least flip over from Wings/Hawks a couple times if you've got NHL Network.
Some Bruins prospects have been playing in the tournament, including Yannick Riendieu, who the Bruins signed back in february or march or somesuch. He's been lighting it up, but was eliminated by Windsor recently.
GO BRUINS!
by Unknown at Sunday, May 24, 2009 0 comments
Labels: Kelowna Rockets, Memorial Cup, VROOM Windsor Spitfires
Friday, May 22, 2009
Salary Cap Hell: No updates
Just wanted to let everyone know that until we know what the cap is actually set at for the 09-10 season, we won't be diving into what space the Bruins have left and how to fill it.
Here's nhlnumbers.com's page on the Bruins to tide you over.
Surgery updates:
Kessel's was successful, he's out for 6 months.
Krejci will be out 6 months.
Thornton is getting similar surgery to Kessel.
Kobasew has busted ribs.
Recchi got busted ribs in game 4, scored in games 5 and 6, got a kidney stone out the night before game 7, and then played 22 minutes.
vvvv Read this article on Tuukka Rask below, too vvvvvv
by Unknown at Friday, May 22, 2009 0 comments
Labels: Salary Cap Hell
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Offseason Hijinx: So, who is this Tuukka Rask kid?
There’s this guy, plays for the Bruins. He likes to stand between the pipes, and he doesn’t like to let the puck past him. He’s lost four games in the playoffs so far. He had some moderate success in Europe before coming to the USA to play the pro leagues here. And his name is not Tim Thomas.
For starters, he’s much younger. Born March 10, 1987, Tuukka Rask is only 22. He’s also a little taller, and a little skinnier than Timmy T, and is building a similar reputation wearing Black and Gold. He first came to Boston when Toronto (who picked him up 21st overall in the 2005 entry draft) decided they’d rather have a tested veteran goalie in Andrew Raycroft than a green rookie from Finland whose only notable statistics were, oh, I don’t know, playing for the Ilves Tampere Junior A team and putting up a 1.86 GAA in the regular season, and then upping that to 0.87 GAA in the playoffs (with a .973 save percentage) on his way to 9 wins in 10 games with 6 shutouts. And that’s just when he was 18. Two years later, representing Finland at the World Junior Championships, he posted 2.11 GAA and .940 save percentage, and was given Top Goalie honors and named to the All-Tournament Team.
But enough about his childhood. He’s a Bruin now, what has he done for us? First, he’s been pretty solid for the P-Bruins. In his first season (07-08), he allowed 1 or 0 goals in 18 games out of the 45 he played. That went a long way to his 2.33 GAA and .905 save percentage. Not terrible for a rookie. 27-13-0-2 was his record, with 1 shutout (March 19 2008, 27 saves). He also got to play a game for the grownup B’s, which he won 4-2 against They Of Little Faith, the Toronto Maple Leafs (November 20 2007, 30 saves). During December of that year, he put up 1.83 GAA and .924 save percentage. Won his playoff debut April 16 in overtime against Manchester (The Kings’ Monarchs) and got his first playoff shutout two days later against the same chaps. He won six straight playoff games that year, and was voted by his teammates to be the team’s rookie of the year (Martone Group Rookie of the Year award). They were eliminated in the second round by Portland.
So where to from here? Well, first there’s the rest of the playoffs. We can’t look too far ahead of ourselves, because it’s the Eastern Conference Finals in the Calder Cup playoffs, and the Bruins-Bears winner will be playing the Moose-Aeros (a much less-interesting mascot mashup) winners for the ultimate minor league prize. But what about next year? Well, with Manny an expensive UFA, we will likely not be seeing him, which would definitely give room on the bus for Tuukka to sit down, but at the same time, signing Tim Thomas for a lifetime supply of Bentleys didn’t help Tuukka’s $3.2 million cap hit self. While I, being an unnecessarily large homer, want the Fin to see a good chunk more time in the spotlight wearing Black and Gold, I worry that the numbers won’t add up (or, rather, will add up too much). For now, let’s watch the Calder Cup, root root root for the home team, and watch as our best goalie prospect protects Providence’s pipes while going for the prize. I, for one, hope we get to see a whole lot more of this kid.
GO BRUINS!
by TravBot at Tuesday, May 19, 2009 5 comments
Labels: Goalies, Offseason Hijinx, Tuukka Rask

