Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Game 42 Recap: BRUINS 4 SENS 1 USA 6 CANADA 5 USA! USA! USA!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THE UNITED STATES IS YOUR
2010 WORLD JUNIOR CHAMPION!!!!

Eat it, Canada.

But I get ahead of myself. The puck dropped for the Bruins at 7:30 in Ottawa, aka "asshole-town" as soon as the cheechoo train guy finds out Cheechoo is traded. (HEY CHEECHOO GUY: MAKE MORE VIDEOS!)

The Bruins got off to an early lead, scoring about a hundred thousand goals and making it so if you had NHL network you were flipping over to the gold medal game. Hell yes.

Bruins prospect Jordan Caron got an assist on the first Canadian goal, but Lucic said he "liked his style of play" so that's a positive.

annnnnyways,

USA ends up up 2-1, tied 2-2, up 5-3. Here's the game in 10 minutes:


If you don't want to watch just those ten minutes, they're re-showing it tonight at 6pm on NHL Network. Hell of a game.

This is how the game ends:
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huh, the sound cuts out a bit there. wonder why...
GO BRUINS!
USA! USA! USA!

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Game 14 Recap: BRUINS 0 DETROIT 2 STREAK BROKEN THE WRONG WAY

The Bruins haven't scored in the last 132:58 of ice time, despite coming close a couple times last night in the first. Osgood and the post managed to save near-goals by the Bruins, and then Datsyuk set up a Holmstrom and Zetterberg goal.

0-2
The second and third periods had both teams playing pretty well and nobody scoring. Blergh.

Game.

Loss.

The Bruins have to get their shit together, and hit the net. They haven't scored on the Powerplay since Derek Morris bombed one in a long time ago, and they're not able to get inside the slot area at all. It's hard to score when every shot has to go through 3-7 guys before even getting to the goalie. Look at the great chances Sturm had, where he was right at the net and got the puck. There's something for putting a guy in front to tip in goals, but there's really no substitute for close-up, in-the-slot shots. The Bruins need to do that. Sobotka on the powerplay didn't result in a goal, but at this point - why the hell not?

If you need a quick pick-me-up, Hockey Legends features the 1939 Stanley Cup Champion Boston Bruins in the classic snapshot. FRANK BRIMSEK Y'ALL. Click the picture to get a larger version.

Phil Kessel played last night, got laid out, didn't score but had 10 shots. Down Goes Brown talks about that.

If there's anyone left on the bandwagon, hang tight. With a lighter load, it will go faster and be bumpier. Keep the noise level to a maximum. Same seats, everyone!
GO BRUINS!

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Game 14 Preview: Bruins @ Detroit INJURIES AND INJURIES AND INJURIES OH MY!

Game 14
7pm Nov. 3rd, 2009
Versus, 98.5
vs. Detroit Red Wings (5-4-3)

Thomas and Osgood in net, Detroit's missing Franzen and has overall been in a slump, Bruins have as well. Going by the streak, this one should be a win but that means we're losing to the Habs on Thursday and nobody wants that.

Mailing it in as usual, enjoy the game on Versus unless you have DirecTV and then ask where the channel is and then get free center ice if you can swing it.
GO BRUINS!

Friday, June 12, 2009

Game 7

The sun has risen.

Before it rises again, the Stanley Cup will rise above the heads of the national champions of the NHL 08-09 season.

A little inspiration for the pens fans in the audience. I'm only mildly ashamed to admit that shit like this gets me a little choked up.

From SLaBD.

You want stats? Here.

8PM. NBC. Go Pens.

Friday, June 5, 2009

Pens Win 2, tie series

2 Interviews, that is.

Malkin:


Talbot: (look at his eyes!)

I know these are a little old, but they're hilarious. Go pens.

Krejci re-signed, and that is awesome.
Kessel for 4.25 cap hit for 4 years? 5 years?
Almost definitely a pipe dream.
I am not Chiarelli, I am not a GM, I'll leave that to him.

Last Versus broadcast of the year. Hoping for 2 more pens wins on NBC before mid-june.

GO BRUINS!

Friday, May 29, 2009

Finals Start Tomorrow!


(Link to video)
I am so excited for this.

Also, happy birthday to me. One year ago today, I became a Bruins season ticket holder. It has been an awesome year, and I look forward to next year. For now, I just get to sit back and watch the two teams who managed to battle to the finals go at it. Go Pens.

Next year...
GO BRUINS!

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

FINALS START SATURDAY

Well, the finals start Saturday at 8pm. Pens vs. Wings, rematch of last year. Crosby touched the cup. I like it.

We here at Hockey Blog Adventure would just like to offer this little ditty:

LETS GO PENS!

Because seriously,
who wants another red wings cup? Let someone else get it for a change. Granted the pens have won twice more recently than the Real Black And Gold, but what can you do now?

On a side note, Fuck Scott Walker and I hope he cried when his little bitch team got swept. Not that I'm bitter or anything.

Back to the finals talk: There are two pens fan blogs that I read on a near-daily basis (i.e. they are in my google reader). They are thepensblog and Puck Huffers. One is written by a bunch of dudes, the other by a bunch of chicks.* They're both hilarious and definitely worth a read. Puck Huffers claim to fame is creating the Staal Drinking Game. thepensblog, well...what haven't they done?

*"chicks" may not be the preferred nomenclature, please email me or something and I'll switch it to broads or gals or whichever you'd like.

Other stuff:
  • R.I.P. Pete Zezel. He was 44. I didn't know him, as a player or otherwise, but 44? Damn. Seems to have been pretty universally loved and possibly the man who played too well so they need to put those L brackets onto the faceoff dots.
  • blah blah Crosby touched the trophy and Zetterberg didn't.
  • Lidstrom is hurt, this could be the difference. Oh yeah, Datsyuk too.
  • Malkin and Crosby have been pretty dominant so far.
  • Everyone on the Bruins got hurt, had surgery, but you know that.
  • For your daily dose of Cornelius saying random crap about hockey and other stuff, follow me on twitter: @HBAdventure. Fun stuff.
  • The Bruins will be playing...
sigh...
Development camp starts in July, Training camp in September, preseason late september, season early october, first home game should be late october due to Circus.
Keep your chin up, go pens, and of course...
GO BRUINS!

Monday, December 15, 2008

L10: Third ten games (8-2-0)

It's been quite the little trip here.  Phil Kessel is the NHL 1st star of the week, and Puck Daddy has a whole article on him.  The Bruins continue to show that they'll stand up for each other.
  • Game 21: Bruins 2 Habs 2 SO WIN. Roy's number is finally retired by the Habs, the Bruins come in and win right in front of all of those fans. Blake Wheeler gets the only goal in the shootout, and gets a No Habs No letter from Sens Army Blog.
  • Game 22: Bruins 2 BUF 3 Loss.  In the 18 Buffalo-Boston games, the home team has won.  This one was played in Buffalo.  Derek Roy shot one in off a Bruins stick. Despite trying to get it going in the third, they just couldn't put it in.
  • Game 23: Bruins 7 NYI 2 WIN. Black Friday in the new Third Jerseys brought a blowout against the league-basement Islanders.  The 7th goal in this game was super-pretty.
  • Game 24: Bruins 4 DET 1 WIN. Detroit comes to Boston to try to pick up a win.  Luckily, the Bruins aren't scared of the reigning stanley cup champs.  After 12 minutes without a shot, Blake Wheeler buries it behind Osgood on the first shot of the game.  They go on to win.
  • Game 25: Bruins 3 TBL 1 WIN.  Lecavelier-to-Martin St. Louis starts the scoring about a minute in, but Thomas starts taking the game seriously and the Bruins come back to win, 3-1 with an empty netter.
  • Game 26: Bruins 4 FLA 0 WIN. Manny Fernandez pitches a shutout.  The Florida Coach after the game: "We could have been out there for three days and still not scored."
  • Game 27: Bruins 5 TBL 3 WIN. This was the game that the Bruins got up 3-0 in the first 10 minutes, then stopped playing altogether.  P.J. Axelsson's Empty netter made this score look less scary than it was to watch.
  • Game 28: Bruins 1 WAS 3 Loss. Proving that the Bruins can't win them all, Washington continues a home winning streak against the Bruins.  Ovechkin got the empty-netter.  It was a pretty hard-fought game.  I can't wait until Washington comes to Boston.
  • Game 29: Bruins 7 ATL 3 WIN. 14 Players have points in this mega team effort.  4 fights make this quite the game as the first of the home-and-home series.
  • Game 30: Bruins 4 ATL 2 WIN. The Bruins pick up where they left off in Atlanta, and 6'7" Thrashers defenseman Valabik has to answer to Chara after picking on Kessel.  Valabik is star-struck and throws no punches.  How do you fight your idol?  Chara doesn't even knock him down.  Sort of a sad fight, in a way.  That said, back off of Kessel or one of our bruisers will Crush you.  By Bruisers, I mean Lucic, Chara, Thornton, or Savard.  Savard?  Yeah, check his PIMs for the season.
Stats/On-Pace Projections:


Best goal of the last 10 games:
Maybe this one's just fresh in my mind, but Michael Ryder's second goal against atlanta on Saturday was pretty dominant:

It was his 10th of the season.
L10 Record: 8-2-0
Overall record: 21-5-4
GO BRUINS!

Sunday, November 30, 2008

Game 24 Recap: BRUINS 4 DETROIT 1 MANNY! MANNY! MANNY!

Well, that was pretty huge.  By "that" I could mean a lot of things:

  • November's final record: 11-1-1
  • Bruins beating the Red wings 4-1
  • The Patriots loss to Pittsburgh.
But this is the Hockey blog adventure, and we're talking some hockey.  So here goes.

First period, first thing is Aaron Ward smacking his left ankle into the board and only playing 3 shifts.  With one defensemen down (Ference) we've still been playing well.  I don't know if the Bruins will be so lucky with Lashoff as they have been with Hunwick.   Bruins have until thursday to play again, so maybe no biggie.  I hope.  Sturm would do well to get over his concussion soon, too.

But Manny is still riled up from yesterday afternoon, and doesn't need a "warm-up" period.  He's played the Red Wings before, while he was playing with the Wild.  He's not letting anything up just yet.

The whole first 8-10 minutes otherwise, the Bruins are flat.  And I mean F-L-A-T flat.  Utah salt flats flat.  It looked bad.  They were playing the RED WINGS, for crying out loud.  Manny stayed strong.  

For 12 minutes.  With exactly 8 minutes left in the first, Ryder and Wheeler come down on the 2-on-1, Ryder passes to Wheeler, who puts it behind Conklin.

1-0.  Conklin has a 0.00% SV after one shot.

The Bruins look a little better after that.  With 4 minutes to go, Kessel gets it on the side boards.  He passes to Hnidy, who then passes it right back to Kessel.  Kessel rifles it past about 20 players, the last of which is Conklin.

2-0. It's still the first, anything can happen.

Manny makes another couple of stops, the Bruins manage to get out of the period 2-0.

But the Red Wings are known to go 1 out of 3 on the Powerplay coming into this game.  The Bruins gave them one powerplay, and they took some matching penalties.  Not a good start, penalty-wise.

That said, let's head to the second period.  

The Bruins are looking better than the beginning of the first, but you're still on the edge of your seat because they're playing last year's cup champs plus Marian Hossa.  It's a scary thing, at any point of the game.

8 minutes in.  Bergeron goes in for the forecheck.  Gets it off some guy from detroit but you can't see who in the replay.  Whatever.  He passes it up from the corner to Kobasew.  Kobasew has a wide open shot on Conklin.  9 shot of the game.  GOAL!

3-0.  Conklin leaves the game with a .667 Save percentage, and some huge GAA.  In comes Chris Osgood, three time stanley cup winner.  

Bruins give up 2 more penalties, on the second one, the Detroit PP offense sets up.  They work it around and around and around and then Jiri Hudler puts it in front of Manny and Franzen taps it in.  I don't care what bruins.nhl.tv says about who scored it, I was there and saw him tap it in.
3-1. Still the second.  You know what they say about the worst lead in hockey...

Third Period time.  Will the Bruins be able to keep it up and continue to stop the Red Wings, or will the Red Wings offensive MACHINE (seriously) get some past Manny.

Manny's voting for the former.  The same guys who started the "Put in Thomas" chant after the Thompson goal are now starting "Manny! Manny! Manny!" chants.  He's a beast.  He stops a bunch of shots.  Osgood is not so lucky.

6 or so minutes in, Wheeler picks it up off a Ryder rebound, gets it to Wideman at the point.  Wideman throws it in, bounces off krejci down to his stick.  There's a deliberate slow spin movement on this shot, but the shot comes off just a little ahead of times.  Osgood lets it get behind him, but can't find anyone to dive against.  GOAL.

4-1.  The best way to handle the worst lead is to score again.

The last 13 minutes of the game are Manny and Osgood both playing some serious business goaltender.

4-1. Final.
WIN!
Manny wants that starter job.  So does Thomas.  They're both playing themselves into it.  Manny is 7-1-1, for crying out loud.  Granted, two of those were games where the Bruins scored 7 goals, but one is against the Red Wings, who are second in scoring behind the Sharks.

People talk about how december's schedule is "easy," but the Panthers just beat New York 4-0.  The Bruins would do well to not play down to any team, but they don't seem to have a problem with that so far, which has made them quite good.  Consistancy has gotten Lidstrom the Norris and Brodeur the Vezina the past couple years, after all.

What a game.  Just a fantastic game.

Postgame interview with Zdeno Chara:

"We can beat anybody in this league. We can play with any team in this league. But we haven't done anything but beat a few teams. We've got to keep going and keep pushing forward. We can't be satisfied with the results we have."
From THN.

Let's check in with Jack and Andy, post-game:


Record: 16-4-4
November Total: 11-1-1
L10: 8-1-1
Streak: W2
GO BRUINS!

Saturday, November 29, 2008

Game 24 Preview: Detroit @ Bruins MORE THIRD JERSEYS


Nov 29, 2008 7:00 PM ET
On TV: NESN
On Radio: WBZ
vs. Detroit Red Wings (15-3-4)
Notes:
  • Manny in net.
  • More third jerseys.
  • Marco Sturm has been out with a Concussion, though he was also playing with a concussion for a while.  He's apparently feeling better, and I hope he can get back into the lineup soon.
  • It's Chris from HubHockey.com's Birthday.  Let's hope the B's get him something nice.
  • Bruins beat the Red Wings in the Preseason, 2-1.  Preseason means nothing.
  • This game finishes up "Original Six Month."  The bruins have played Chicago, Montreal, Toronto, and New York already this month.
  • This game is the season series against Detroit.
  • The Red Wings have a scary-good 32.26% powerplay.  Wow.  That means that they score on nearly a third of the power plays they get.  As I said, Scary-good.
Other Previews:
Stats:
GO BRUINS!

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

VOTE!

VOTE AGAINST THE CANADIENS. Vote early, vote often. Yes, I know it's for the red wings, but they do have a better logo, and after all that what the contest is all about.

DO IT!

Thursday, July 3, 2008

DIRTY DIRTY DIRTY


Looks like Detroit will be dirty good next year. They've managed to poach Ty Conklin on July 1st, and then grabbed Hossa the next day. They aren't exactly losing anyone too important, either, except Hasek. Then again, Hasek lost 2 games to Nashville before he got pulled and Osgood won 10 straight games. Basically, Detroit is going to be EVEN BETTER than last year. I'm repeating it now, after everyone else already has: The Detroit Red Wings will be DIRTY DIRTY DIRTY good next year.

From my friend Joe, a Penguins fan:

Its one thing to say "I'm not winning in Atlanta, I want a chance to win somewhere."
It's another thing to say, "I was only runner up last year. I am going to the team that won and abandon the team that have me a chance."
I hope he blows out his knee and can never play again.
Enjoy that 1 year mercenary contract, Cinderella.
I hope you die.
He will get stabbed in Detroit.


Well, at least there's no hard feelings.

Thursday, June 5, 2008

Over.



Well, let's just say I'm not surprised. The wings were going to win this one. They dominated in the regular season. (remember that?) They dominated in the first round, after trading out the dominator Dominik Hasek for "backup" Chris "The Wizard of Oz" Osgood. They dominated in the second round, sweeping the possibly even more ancient (and beaten up - thanks for the memories, Chris Simon) Colorado Avalanche. They went up 3-0 against Dallas, and then decided not to repeat the mistakes of their 1942 forbears, despite losing 2 in a row to them. Then came the finals.

Game one embarassed the Penguins. Shutout. The Mule came back in game 2, still probably experiencing "Concussion-like symptoms." That worked out for Pittsburgh about as well as game 1. The series came back to Pittsburgh, and the Igloo (and two Sydney Crosby goals) turned the series into, well, a series. Detroit won game 4 away, leading to a threat of Detroit winning in 5, which would have been even more domination from the boys in Red and White.

Then game 5 happened. As discussed previously, I fell asleep pretty soon after Emrick said "we've seen 100 minutes of hockey" and so I missed Petr Sykora's thrilling PPG to win the game. I did, however, see Maxime Talbot's equally important goal with 34.x seconds left in the third. Fleury turned in 55 saves, 55 cup-winning goals turned aside (and I do mean turned aside...that man should consider controlling his rebounds).

In the end, in Game 6, we learned why Mike Babcock looks like he could be a mafia don: He sent out the red wings with one mission - kill. Get that cup. And they did. And how. Detroit continued to dominate, and while pittsburgh did a great job of getting goal number 2 on the 6-on-4, they couldn't repeat the feat that has only occured twice and tie the game with one minute left.

Zetterberg deserved the Conn Smythe - his defense against Crosby quite possibly defined the series. 10 European players helped the first European Captain lift the stanley cup, and Newfoundland managed to win it's first. I ALMOST forgive his dad for being such a class-A dickhead in Pittsburgh after game 4. No seriously, what a fucking asshole. I don't care that your kid played a part in winning game 4, doesn't mean you get to be an ass to the opposing fans. Or maybe it just means you deserve to have beer "spilled" on you. Who knows.

Regardless, the awarding of the Stanley Cup means one thing: It's the offseason. Shave off those playoff beards and take in a baseball game or something. Heck, I'm going to go live on a beach for a few days.

And one thing I've been waiting to say since the riots up in Montreal:

GO BRUINS!

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

I've got a bad feeling about this...

All of you 0 readers out there, this could be it. Today, June 4, could be the last day of the Stanley Cup Finals, and of the 2007-2008 season. However, it's not over until it's over, as Maxime Talbot proved on Monday, with that MONSTER goal with 34.7, 34.3, 34.1 seconds left in the period. (Which was it, again? Answer: WHO CARES? IT WAS AWESOME!)

So, with that, here's some thoughts on tonight's game:

- Everyone is playing hurt. I think Gonchar's mom's nose is broken at this point.
- Chelios still hasn't been playing. I think he won't play again tonight.
- will the Igloo melt, or will the Pens burn it down in front of the home crowd?
- They might be shutting off the outdoor JumboTron if there's a chance of lightning, which would cut down on the number of fans outside the building. No word on whether the Umbrella Corporation's Pittsburgh branch will be using the lightning for dastardly deeds, or to keep Hasek/Chelios alive.

I am looking forward and dreading this game in a big way. In one scenario, we get a game 7 of the stanley cup finals: Everybody wins, except whoever loses. In the other scenario, we get the red wings waking up against the penguins.

Everyone didn't practice yesterday, everyone's still tired after Monday's triple-overtime win, and somebody get Petr Sykora some more PIZZA!

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Game 5 snoozer, for all the wrong reasons

Ok, so I'll admit: I fell asleep during the overtime. Petr Sykora did it, there's really nothing I can say about this game that hasn't already been said by the Pensblog. I guess the real question is how did he know? And will there be free pizza in the locker room for game 7 if necessary?

P.S. from WhoWins
HISTORICAL VICTORY PROBABILITIES: Up WWLWL @ HHVVH:
series record, all best-of-7 sports, all rounds: 25-3 (.893)
Game 6 record, NHL only, all rounds: 7-6 (.538)

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Happy Birthday Me!

Sydney Crosby SCORES! off the Hossa rebound
Sydney Crosby SCORES! off the Hossa rebound off the 4 other rebounds
Brooks Orpik GETS 4 HITS IN 10 SECONDS or so
I like that a fourth liner got the game winner.

Also, did you SEE FRANZEN? It was a dominant move. He just said, "fuck it, I'm putting this in" and then skated up from the blue line and did it. The Franzen, no one can stop him. When's his contract up, again? I want him in every city I root for.

Looks like we have ourselves the beginning of a series. We'll find out Saturday if it really is. The question on everyone's mind: Is Detroit going to continue to stay at the hotel they're in, whose address has been posted on the Pensblog, or are they flying the 205 miles back to Detroit (exact distance between the Igloo and the Joe is about that) for Thursday, Friday to come back Saturday? Or will they fall victim to a "faulty" fire alarm at 1:30am like the penguins did before game 1? (Seriously, it happened. Ryan Malone's Response: "The fire alarms in Pittsburgh don't always work, either, so we'll see" (ok, I'm paraphrasing).

Sydney Crosby has consistently been one of the hardest-working Penguins throughout the series. This is one of the many reasons why he is so good. (A whole bunch of talent doesn't hurt, either.)

And the next time you have 5 minutes and want to hear Wild Coach Jacques Lemaire say some silly things in press conferences, check this out

The finals have gotten more exciting. I'm now a bruins season ticket holder. Whoops?

Monday, May 26, 2008

Monday Morning

Well, game 2 of the finals is tonight, and whether the Penguins of the first period of game one or the second two periods shows up will decide whether Detroit goes up 2-0 or not. If Pittsburgh loses tonight, they'll have to win game 3 at home (and it would be highly advisable for them to win game 4, as well.) Wait, the home team should always win game 3 in a series, unless they're winning all over the place otherwise, maybe. Didn't end up helping the bruins too much to win game 3, but that's old history from the first round. Let's just say I wouldn't mind having to pick between Detroit/Boston series. The scheduling conflict would be even worse then, though.

Malkin has to be injured, or hitting a slump at the worst possible time. I respect that he's playing through it, but a little reduced ice time might be good. Then again, he's got all offseason to rest up. If Franzen is back, then Pittsburgh has even more problems than they did before - as we all know, the Franzen, no one can stop him. Lidstrom looks like a likely candidate for the first European captain to win the cup, though it's only been one game and Pittsburgh can change all of that tonight by playing the full 60 minutes. And no stumbling, Fleury.

Frankly, I just want there to be 6 more games left, rather than 3.