Thursday, November 5, 2009

Game 15 Preview: Bruins vs. Habs LET'S SCORE THIS TIME READY GO

Caaaaaaaaaaaaaarreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey or HAL GILL SUCKS HAL GILL SUCKS? Life is full of difficult decisions...
Game 15
7pm, 5th November 2009
NESN, 98.5 FM
vs. Habs (7-8-0)


So half the storyline/chant for tonight's game is out for a couple weeks with a hairline fracture in his foot. Probably just took root, though.

Krejci is out with Swine Flu, unfortunately. He'll be out until he has no fever or symptoms for 24 hours. Get well soon, kiddo.

In the meantime, bruins blog has posted tonight's lineup. Let's take a look at that center slot, eh?

Patrice Bergeron.
Status: Baller, shot-caller.

Vladimir Sobotka.
Status: The Littlest Big Checking Czech

Steve Begin.
Status: Wretched little shit* playing his old team for the first time in Black and Gold.

*That would be OUR wretched little shit.

Trent Whitfield.
Status: MURDER (please?)

blergh.

So those are our centers. Currently missing from the lineup: Savard, Krejci, Bitz, Lucic. On the other hand, 18% of the NHL has been on IR so far, and the Canucks are especially bad - even their callups are getting hurt.

Thomas was off the ice first and I'm hoping 09 playoffs thomas shows up instead of 08 playoffs Thomas, since this team can't score for shit.

Price is also in net, and well.....
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYY
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYY
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYY
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYY

He's currently rocking a 3.64 GAA and .883 SV%. Note: this is actually better than he was in the playoffs last year. bwahahahaha

But we're missing a lot of guys from that playoff team right now, either to trades or free agency or players whining their way out of Boston for some first-round picks. Anyhow, there are some road-trippers from Montreal coming to the game, make sure to remind them of last year before the game in case the game doesn't remind anyone of last year.

Speaking of habs fans, if you've made it this far you should jump on over to Four Habs Fans and see how team despair is done! (seriously, one of these days I'm going to Montreal for a game and probably to arm-wrestle HF10 or something)

UPDATE: TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK

One way or another,
GO BRUINS!

4 Comments:

Goon said...

God I hate the Habs more than I hate the Gophers. :) I just hope with the depleted line up they can take it to the hated habs.

Ben Dugas said...
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Ben Dugas said...

Feel better Cornelius, feel better.

Cornelius Hardenbergh said...

Haha, well played.