Friday, October 9, 2009

Game 3 Review: VOMIT

uuuuurrrrggggh

So every goddamn team that I was rooting for last night lost to California. Bruins lost 6-1, Sox lost 5-0 (or something), Wild fell apart at the very end to lose 6-3, and Columbus didn't quite have it against Heatley's hat trick. At least my fantasy team with him doesn't start scoring until next week.

The Bruins powerplay sucked so hard that I was hoping the Bruins would take a penalty just to even the numbers of players on the ice. The PK managed to let old man teemu to bury 2 goals. If Tim Thomas is going to be a sieve every other game maybe the Bruins should look at this promising Rask kid soon. I expect him to play sometime this weekend, but I'm no NHL coach.

Also, the team in front of thomas looked like shit pretty much. I don't know nearly enough about defensive play to really criticize that, but I do know that the Bitz-Begin-Thornton line seemed to be the only ones still working after that beautiful Marco Sturm goal.

I mean goddamn. That one was the way the Bruins are supposed to play. They get the puck out of the zone and before the Ducks can do everything, Savard is dishing the puck to Sturm, who drives it five-hole for a pretty goal.

MARCO THE GERMAN STURMINATOR STURM
1-0

Hell yeah this game rules! WOOOO

Then you watch the kids come out and whoever was 99 in red was either playing below his age or the Hobey Baker winner 2020. Scored two goals, looked great out there.

Then, uh...

shit.

everything sorta goes black for a while, and I remember yelling at the refs a lot. A whole ton, really. 2 quick calls against the Bruins led to two quick goals by the Selanne. Goddamn I hate the Ducks.

Blah blah corey perry is a bitch blah blah

Bobby Ryan, don't you hit Blake like that! I'M TELLING YOUR MOTHER YOUNG MAN!

Anyhow, California sucks.
GO BRUINS!

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Game 3 Preview: Anaheim @ Boston FINNS? IN OUR HOUSE?

Look! Finns!
GAME 3
OCTOBER 8, 2009

7:00 PM ET

vs. ANAHEIM
(0-1-0)



Here's some random thoughts since I can't piece together a coherent sentence right now:

  • Corey Perry is a little bitch. Getzlaf is a beast. And this team just let the Minnesota Wild score 3 goals in the third period for their first 3-goal 3rd-period comeback ever.
  • Anaheim is one of my least favorite teams in the league. Screw 'em.
  • I hope Hiller is as much of a sieve as Giguere was last night.
  • Goddamn I have been mailing these in. One of these days...
  • Gameday threads at SCoC and BoC.
  • Oh and there's a baseball game on right after, also Anaheim vs. Boston.
GO SOX!
GO BRUINS!

Friday, February 27, 2009

Game 62 Recap: BRUINS 6 DUCKS 0 35 SHOTS 35 SAVES ONE ASSIST

Huge. Just huge. As you may already know, Tim Thomas posted a 35-save shutout last night in celebration of his 100th NHL Career Win. But just to make it special, he got an assist, as well. Huge. Tim Thomas Hunts Bears, you know. With a bow:

Bow in hand, Boston Bruins goalie Tim Thomas was perched in a tree in northern Manitoba as he stared down a bear.
"He was pushing down smaller trees around me," Thomas says of his hunting trip a few years ago that inspired the "Beware of the Bear" theme on his mask. "Apparently, that's what they do to scare away weaker bears and I've been told they see us as a weaker bear." - USA TODAY

Whatta guy. Appropriate for him to get all this on Heroes Night at the Garden. Also, big props to anthem singer Dan Clark for struggling through an instrumental track that went WAY faster than he wanted to. 10 guys had points last night. Let's take a look at how it went:

In the first period, the Bruins and Ducks went back and forth a bit. Bruins went on the PP thanks to Brookbank, but it didn't lead to anything. Same for the Ducks and Krejci. At about the time that you're realizing that Aaron Ward isn't playing, Matt Hunwick steps up and makes you notice. Krejci pokes it off a duckstick to Ryder, who battles it in from neutral ice to the slot. Then he passes it across for Wheeler, but the no-look spin-o-rama pass goes behind him. Luckily, Hunwick streaks in and BOOM. Tick Tock Goal.

1-0. Let's keep that kid around a bit longer, eh?

The last 2 minutes of the first, same as most of the first. Ducks outshoot the Bruins pretty handily. Tim Thomas has all the answers, like that kid you cheated off of in 7th grade.

The second period begins. The ducks have it in the Bruins zone. So the backcheck. Stuart and Krejci take the puck away. Then some magic passing happens. Krejci-Hnidy-past Krejci-Wheeler-Krejci-Ryder-Bar-Net. DINK! Goal.

2-0. In a post-game interview, Blake Wheeler says that Ryder has an "Unbelievable shot." No lie, Wheels.

Kobasew picks it up in the Bruins zone. He skates it up. Sure, other guys skate around with him and make the defenders play the pass. But Kobasew skates the rink and puts it in.

3-0. The Number 12 has often been a good player for the Bruins - Oates, Rolston, Cashman, Byers, Lukowich, and now Kobasew. I don't expect to see it hanging from the rafters anytime soon, but it's still interesting. There was a guy there last night with a Rolston jersey, and he had taken a big piece of masking tape and written Kobasew on it and stuck it over Rolston. Good looks, dude, wherever you are.

J.S. Giguere will have to get Giggy with it on the Bench for the rest of the night. Enter Jonas Hiller. The "Hillll-eeeerrrrr" chants start up right away.

Sick save by thomas. Gotta put it in.

The next 2 big events are fights. Surprise, surprise. The Ducks get in fights. First, Parros lays a big hit on Savard and he limps to the Bench. So Shawn Thornton steps in. Here's HockeyFights page. Good effort by 6'2", 217 lb Thornton.

Then Lucic gets sucker punched by Mike Brown, so he throws him to the ice and takes a couple vicious thwacks at his neck. Brookbank defends his teammate. Hockeyfights. Total penalties:

  • Mike Brown: 2 Min. Instigating, 5 Min. fighting, 10 Min. Misconduct
  • Sheldon Brookbank: 2 Min. 3rd Man in, 10 Min. Game Misconduct
  • Milan Lucic: 5 Min. Fighting
Bwahahahahaha nice goonery there, Anaheim. Somewhere in there, Savard and Scott neidermayer throw down, but they each get 2 minutes roughing and Savard doesn't come back to the game. Neither does Lucic. Which means somebody other than the top line has to step up.

Luckily, we have this scoring depth...and at 2 minutes to go in the second, the Ducks clear to Thomas. Thomas makes a DIRTY breakout pass that's actually illegal in 17 countries and Utah, finds Ryder on the far blue line. Ryder puts it in with Authority. Edwards calls it a goal off Kessel's leg. Kessel gets the screen, Ryder gets the goal.

4-0. Tim Thomas Hunts Bears with the assist. As they said in the all-star game, SICK MOVES. p.s. PPG!

You figure with 2 minutes to go in the second, and up 4-0, the rest is just going to be a whole lot of not-that-much. But you forget that they're playing Anaheim, the second-most-penalized team in the league (third man in? Are you SERIOUS?) and they have guys whose hockey resume is basically fists and mustaches. George Parros really stepped up for the Bruins here, and takes a holding call with less than a minute to go. He tries for the unsportsmanlike, but....they don't give it to him. It's ok, we'll take the single minor. And by "we," I mean Kobasew. And by "take the single minor," I mean Krejci-Ference-Wideman-Kobasew-NET.

5-0. The second period is the Chuck and Mike show, we'll be taking your calls in just a minute. Hold on, though, folks, we've just got to score 2 goals each. Hat trick watch for both as we go into the third.

The third is a much calmer game. The ducks are not calm, but they stopped taking penalties after Pronger cries to the refs about how the Ducks keep getting penalties. There's a solution, there, elbow-machine: Stop commiting penalties. One way or another, the only penalty in the third is Mark Stuart. Whatever.

With 6:30 left, Bitz picks up a pass in the neutral zone. He's got future hall-of-famer Scott Neidermayer on him. But Bitz is a big guy. He muscles his way through Neidermayer (!!!) and then roofs it over Hiller.

There's that third goal in the third for him, it's a shame it's 2 days late. You almost think about tossing your hat on the ice, but you're way up in the balcony and it didn't work last time.

Game.

WIN!

  • I hope Savard and Lucic are ok, or Kessel's going to need some new linemates against Washington. Damn.
  • The longest winning streak in the east right now is Toronto, with 3.
  • As Double A Hockey points out, Shane Hnidy (and Phil Kessel) are the only ones without points in the last 2 games, goalies included.
vs. ANA: 1-0-0 (season series sweep!)
Record: 42-12-8 (W 2)
Home: 21-4-4 (W 2)
L10: 4-4-2
Feb: 6-4-2
GO BRUINS!

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Game 62 Preview: Bruins vs. Anaheim HAHA THEYRE JUST MALLARDS NOW

Feb 26, 2009 7:00 PM ET
TV: NESN
Radio: WBZ 1030 AM
vs. Anaheim Ducks (30-27-5)
Notes:
  • Ducks Traded Chris Kunitz for Ryan Whitney earlier today, we could see Whitney tonight.
  • Neither team coughs up a come-from-behind win in the third very often.  Doesn't mean it couldn't happen.
  • Anaheim won the cup 2 years ago.
  • Chris "Elbows" Pronger got a Hart trophy because his agent campaigned for him.
  • Scott Neidermayer is good.  So is Chara.
  • Hey, let's string together more than one win here.  Expect goonery from Anaheim.  Not as much as in the past, but still goonery.
  • Also expect players to stop playing because they just got traded.  Most of these guys contracts end this year.
Other Previews:
  • Yeah, swamped at work.  Sorry.  Check over to the left, people are still writing and it's still good.  I don't even have time to read it all, much less quote it for you.  Stanley Cup of Chowder will have an open thread, which I will miss because I'll be at the game instead.
Stats:
"They're not the Mighty Ducks anymore?  That's lame.  They're just mallards now!" - Friend of the blog Nate.
GO BRUINS!