For one thing, we'd change the calendaring system. Yep, that's right. No longer would the Bruins raise the banner and drop the puck on October 6th, 2011 AD/CE. No, it would be 113 ASC - After Stanley Cup. Some other important dates on the calendar, for handy reference:
- 89 ASC: Patriots Season Starts
- 105 ASC: Last Regular Season Red Sox game
- 127 ASC: 1st Toronto @ Boston game
- 129 ASC: Last Revs game of the season
- 134 ASC: 1st Montreal @ Boston game
- 164 ASC: 1st Winnipeg @ Boston game
- 201 ASC: Winter Classic
- 206 ASC: Vancouver @ Boston
- 297 ASC: Last day of The Boston Bruins' regular season
- 349 ASC: My 27th birthday. Yipes.
- ~365 ASC: Here's hoping...
Enjoy your new calendaring system. Commissioner, away! (superhero flying noises)